gum

after being given multiple topics to write about by a friend, i settled on the one pertaining gum..
gum is a rather fascinating thing... in fact, it is one of many sources for which you can sell for outragous prices at school... today, i heard a 6th grader AUCTIONING off a piece of spearmint gum... AUCTIONING!!! in the end, i believe the stup- i mean IGNORANT little devils bought it for like $5... THEY R SOOOOOOOO FRICKIN DUMB!!!
i have also figured out that gum is the top substance for helping middle schoolers get through their treacherous school days... during spanish today, 7/8, ER and i were wandering through the classroom saying "Gum... gum... gimme gum... got gum?" we called it "The Quest for the Holy Gum". yes, lame, i know, but gum is quite necessary for survival...
it can be glue if something falls off a school project... it can stop a leak in your water bottle... it is the perfect thing to throw at some random annoying person... or ER... (just depends on your mood)
also, i just figured this out, it is fun to annoy people by chewing rather loudly or blowing small, discreet bubbles that drive your peers out of their minds... i know, rather evil of me, but oh well... they've done the same to me, so they're just getting what they deserve... i have no regrets...
and, gum, grossly, seems to keep people entertained... in fact, this one person on tv (A NEWSANCHOR PERSON) plays with his gum with some regularity... it is quite gross, but seemingly, others do not belive so for they to play with it at school... (HEY!!! I RHYMED!!! for they TO play with it at SCHOOL!!! O.o ok... im done)
yes, gum is quite the fascinating thing... yes, yes... quite... *choke* i think i just swallowed my gum...